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May212013

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

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9AM

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

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1AM

moremisoshiru:

onwingstodestiny:

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FUCK I LOVE THIS ANIME I WATCHED IT LIKE 3 TIMES

GALAXY ANGEL

1AM

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1AM

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”

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1AM

mechacop:

whoa ash too soon

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1AM

some-wicked-little-town:

one of my cowerkers is named Aslan

May202013

richwhitelesbian:

veganmeth:

drugdoer:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

^^ this!

hahaha oh , gosh , , ,my feels

always reblog! reblogging forever! i’ll never not reblog this

May182013

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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10PM

The Stareater: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

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May162013

richwhitelesbian:

thats it. its time *stomps foot* im ready for sex

11PM

militantbyexistence:

lushious:

Living out my feminist utopia dreams through playing Plague Inc.

I cackled way harder than I should have

11PM

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11PM

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11PM

praying:

cute boys only exist to cause pain

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